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Happy Birthday to Thomas Tuchel!

Our Fearless Leader has Lived 43 Years

Eintracht Trier v Borussia Dortmund - DFB Cup Photo by Simon Hofmann/Bongarts/Getty Images

Game of Thrones may have Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons but Borussia Dortmund have something much greater.

I present to you...Thomas of the House Tuchel, First of His Name, the Infallible, King of the Ruhr and the Black and Yellows, Khal of the Westfalenstadion Pitch, Breaker of Defenses, and Father of future titles. Long may he reign!

Seriously though, happy 43rd birthday to a coach that has revolutionized BVB in only a year. Since his last birthday he’s controlled the press, created a possession based style, and rebuilt with shrewd signings. Here’s to hoping his next year in life and at the Signal Iduna Park is even better and filled with trophies.

Here’s to hoping he celebrates with a dance like this: