We've already had an excellent start to this transfer season. But now I have a rumor for you that will knock everything out of the park!
A certain Swedish international has announced his departure from a certain French club at the end of this season.
Now Zlatan Ibrahimovic needs a new club. And Borussia Dortmund need a new striker.
The Dortmund newspaper Ruhr Nachrichten is "reporting our interest":
This will probably not happen - but what if it did?
Zlatan himself has been hinting of a "surprise move". What could be more surprising than a move to Dortmund.
And let's not forget that Zlatan has already expressed interest in joining our little club:
Zlatan needs a Bundesliga cap in his record. And with Adrian Ramos possibly leaving for China, we need a new striker. This could be the best move for both clubs!
Zorc, if you can pull this off you'll be my hero!