The Transfer Rumor We've All Been Waiting For!

We've already had an excellent start to this transfer season. But now I have a rumor for you that will knock everything out of the park!

A certain Swedish international has announced his departure from a certain French club at the end of this season.

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Now Zlatan Ibrahimovic needs a new club. And Borussia Dortmund need a new striker.

The Dortmund newspaper Ruhr Nachrichten is "reporting our interest":

This will probably not happen - but what if it did?

Zlatan himself has been hinting of a "surprise move". What could be more surprising than a move to Dortmund.

And let's not forget that Zlatan has already expressed interest in joining our little club:

Zlatan needs a Bundesliga cap in his record. And with Adrian Ramos possibly leaving for China, we need a new striker. This could be the best move for both clubs!

Zorc, if you can pull this off you'll be my hero!