There is quite literally nothing going on in the world of Borussia Dortmund today. For all the silly and not so silly transfer rumors you can go to our transfer rumors section and for the rest, here are some pictures from a couple BVB-stars with some monkeys.
If you ask yourself why they all have monkeys it's because Götze, Bartra and Schürrle are in Dubai for the holidays. Must be nice.
This gets me thinking, would a monkey be the best Christmas-gift ever or what?